#source: clone high

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Max: Richie, I want you.

Richie: Want me to what?

Max:

Richie: Forgot what you were gonna say? That happens to me all the time.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[Raph’s T-Phone rings]

Raph, answering: Hello?

Casey, holding back his laughter: Is your refrigerator running?

Raph: Very funny, Casey. Bye!

Casey: Woah! Woah! Raph, I’m in lockdown! On death row!

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Yang: A girl is interested in me and I am not going to ignore it!

Blake: Yang I want you.

Yang: Want me to what?

Blake: Uh.. umm..

Yang: Forgot what you were going to say? Happens to me all the time. Well, I'm off!

[team-iceflower]

Ruby: If a girl is interested in me, I'm not gonna ignore it!

Weiss: *blushing* Ruby, I... I want you.

Ruby: Want me to what?

Weiss: I uh, um.

Ruby: Forgot what you were gonna say? It happens to me all the time, don't worry!

[tokuvivor]

{Darkwing Duck and Gizmoduck are battling each other in a training exercise.}

Darkwing: Wait! Before you defeat me, I have one request: can you answer a multiple choice question?

Gizmoduck: I’m Gizmoduck. I’m capable of answering any question!

Darkwing: Are you A: handsome, B: smart, C: scrap metal, or D: all of the above?

Gizmoduck: That’s easy! I’m A and B, but not C, so I can’t be all of the above. But…you can’t fill in two ovals! NOOOOO!!! {The Gizmosuit malfunctions, spins out of control, and tips over, with Fenton still in it.} {flatly} Blatherskite.

Darkwing: {walks over to Gizmoduck} The answer is C…you fuckwad.

[incorrectteyvatism]

Jean: I'll sleep when I die!

Lisa: You'll die if you don't sleep!

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Shadowheart: Ugh, it makes me so mad I could kiss you!

Lae’zel: What was that?

Shadowheart: I'm sorry, what? I-I said it makes me so mad I could...piss...glue.

Lae’zel: I've never heard that before-

Shadowheart: It's a very common expression!

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Crowley: Yuu, I'm the principal and you're a mere student slash unpaid staff member slash magicless human, yet every student says hello to you and ignores me. How can I get close to the students?

Yuu: I try to listen to their troubles with compassion instead of endangering them.

[mlgneverdies]

Litchi: Taokaka, you have ADD.

Taokaka: *does cat things before stopping* ADD? Is Tao...dying? (·•᷄∩•᷅ )

Litchi: No, it's ADD: Attention Deficit Disorder. You also have ADHD, its hyperactive cousin.

Taokaka: Oh wow, Tao...Tao needs a minute to think about this. *solemnly looks out the window*

[golyadkin]

God if only

[totallycorrectoddparents]

Chester: Everything I need to know, I learned on the streets! AJ: So you suck at taking tests? Chester: *finger guns* Yeah.

[incorrectvikings]

Bjorn: Nothing bad ever happens to the Ragnarssons!

[incorrectcultofthelambquotes]

Lamb: Shamura, I want you....

Shamura: You want me to what?

Lamb: Uh...

Shamura: Forgot what you were going to say? Happens to me all the time.

[wilburytwist]

Bob: have you ever liked someone so much, you’re afraid you’re gonna blurt out something stupid?

George: I have a rash on my back

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

Sailor Lead Crow: Ugh, it makes me so mad I could kiss you! Sailor Aluminum Siren: What was that last part? Sailor Lead Crow: ...I’m sorry, what?

[allofusaredead-incorrectquotes]

Nam-ra: Su-hyeok, have you ever liked someone so much you’re afraid you’re gonna blurt out something stupid?

Su-hyeok: I have a rash on my back.